but i will say this: when the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, i will tell the scientists to screw off, because i don't want to see a world without him.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower